Who doesn’t love cats? These little creatures are known for their independent nature and humorous attitudes. As it turns out, cats are also pretty wise when it comes to life. Here are some of our favorite cat quotes that will make you laugh and maybe even see things a little bit differently. Enjoy!
Cat quotes
1.) “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
2.) “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
3.) “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
4.) “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
5.) “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
6.) “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”
7.) “No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet.”
8.) “There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.”
9.) “A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”
10.) “I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.”
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11.) “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
12.) “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
13.) “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
14.) “It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.”
15.) “Kittens are angels with whiskers.”
16.) “If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.”
17.) “What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
18.) “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
19.) “Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”
20.) “The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now.”
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21.) “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
22.) “‘Meow’ means ‘woof’ in cat.”
23.) “Just watching my cats can make me happy.”
24.) “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
25.) “Cats have it all: admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
26.) “A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.”
27.) “I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.”
28.) “When Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.”
29.) “If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.”
30.) “Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.”
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31.) “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
32.) “You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.”
33.) “There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.”
34.) “Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?”
35.) “Never try to out-stubborn a cat.”
36.) “The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.”
37.) “Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.”
38.) “A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”
39.) “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”
40.) “One cat just leads to another.”
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41.) “The cat is above all things, a dramatist.”
42.) “Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.”
43.) “Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”
44.) “I have lived with several Zen masters—all of them cats.”
45.) “A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.”
46.) “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”
47.) “Books. Cats. Life is Good.”
48.) “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
49.) “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.”
50.) “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Final thoughts
We hope you’ve enjoyed these cat quotes as much as we have. As always, stay curious and keep learning. What other famous cats do you know? Let us know in the comments below!