Top 60 Crazy funny best friend quotes

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Having a best friend is one of the great joys in life. They are the people we turn to when we need to laugh, cry, or just share our thoughts and feelings. And when it comes to best friends, there is no one quite like a funny friend.

Funny friends make us laugh until our sides hurt, and they always know just what to say to put a smile on our face. If you’re lucky enough to have a funny friend, then you know what I’m talking about! These crazy funny best friend quotes will remind you why having a funny friend is one of the best things in life.

Crazy funny best friend quotes

1.) “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

2.) “Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

3.) “To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

4.) “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

5.) “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

6.) “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”

7.) “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.”

8.) “To my friends: Thanks for being there for me. I’m grateful for you!”

9.) “Crazy friends provide for crazy times, and such crazy times we’ve had.”

10.) “I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.”

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11.) “Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

12.) “Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.”

13.) “Strangers think I’m quiet my friends think I’m outgoing my best friends know that I’m completely insane”

14.) “Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don’t like to put up with that level of insane unless there’s some kind of high-calorie compensation.”

15.) “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”

16.) “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

17.) “Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed.”

18.) “Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!”

19.) “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”

20.) “Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”

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21.) “I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

22.) “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg! Even though they know you’re slightly cracked!”

23.) “Not everyone is capable of madness; and of those lucky enough to be capable, not many have the courage for it.”

24.) “Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.”

25.) “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”

26.) “Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public”

27.) “I’m not a psychopath; my brain just works a little differently than that of the average person.”

28.) “Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’

29.) “I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.”

30.) “My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.”

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31.) “Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but true ones stick like an octopus on your face.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

32.) “Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh!”

33.) “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”

34.) “Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.”

35.) “I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”

36.) “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”

37.) “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”

38.) “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”

39.) “I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left”

40.) “We must thank the crazy people because by looking at their achievements or failures, we can decide whether we have to inject some craziness into our own lives or not!”

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41.) “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

42.) “I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”

43.) “You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.”

44.) “Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them… your smile, your hope, and your courage.”

45.) “Sometimes there’s no cure for the crazy. I think we all just have to keep loving through it. Maybe that’s the cure.”

46.) “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

47.) “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

48.) “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”

49.) “We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.”

50.) “A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.”

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51.) “Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

52.) “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”

53.) “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”

54.) “That awkward moment when you and your best friend saw, your ex at the mail with his new girlfriend and then you’re both like…”

55.) “Being spontaneous at times is a must. Being spontaneous all the time is a crazy person.”

56.) “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”

Crazy funny best friend quotes

57.) “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”

58.) “A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.”

59.) “Looking at your best friend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it.”

60.) “One person’s craziness is another person’s reality.”

Final thoughts

In the end, it’s important to have a best friend who makes you laugh. These funny quotes will remind you of just how hilarious your friendship can be. So go ahead and share them with your friends – they’ll definitely appreciate the laughs (and so will you). And don’t forget to tell us which one was your favorite in the comments below!


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