Top 65 Funny Friendship Quotes to Share With Your Best Friends

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Friendship is the best kind of thing any person can ever experience and expect. It’s a true form of love, care and effects. A good is not only sweet to you but also possess funny emotions to remove the dullness from you. Funny friendship quotes can surely help you go through your friendship with immense fun and joy. 

Friends fill our life with joy and happiness along with loads of love and affection. Friendship should not be always serious and loving but also with a pinch of fun and sarcasm to keep it interesting. Funny quotes about friendship can be one such way that gives you an opportunity to move ahead happily.  

Given below are some amazing funny quotes about friendship.

Funny Friendship Quotes

1.) “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up, after I finish laughing.”

Funny Friendship Quotes

2.) “Dear best friend, If you ever feel bad, call me. I promise to sing for you.” Then you can decide what’s worse.”

Funny Friendship Quotes

3.) “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”

Funny Friendship Quotes

4.) “I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.”

Funny Friendship Quotes

5.) “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”

6.) “A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?

7.) “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”

8.) “Here’s to the month that turned into years with the friends that turned into family.”

9.) “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

10.) “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”

Funny friendship quotes for best friends

11.) “Friendship is so weird, you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yep. I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.”

Funny friendship quotes for best friends

12.) “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.”

13.) “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”

14.) “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

15.) “You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”

16.) “Friends picks up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”

17.) “Do you and your best friend ever give each other the look when someone’s being annoying.”

18.) “I was an innocent being then my best friend came along.”

19.) “A best friend will slap you without any reason. Love you without any condition.”

20.) “If I died, I want my friends to keep updating my status to freak people out.”

Crazy friendship quotes

21.) “A true friend is someone who think that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

Crazy friendship quotes

22.) “I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.”

23.) “True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people.”

24.) “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

25.) “The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse.”

26.) “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”

27.) “You are my favorite bitch to bitch about bitches with.”

28.) “I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”

29.) “I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.”

30.) “If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.”

Funny quotes about friendship

31.) “Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times.”

Funny quotes about friendship

32.) “We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.”

33.) “This is by far your worst idea eve, I’ll be there in 15 minutes.”

34.) “Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.”

35.) “A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.”

Funny quotes about friendship

36.) “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.”

37.) “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.”

38.) “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”

39.) “One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.”

40.) “We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.”

Funny quotes about friendship

Funny Friendship sayings

41.) “Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.”

42.) “My friend is not short, he’s just more down to earth than other people.”

43.) “You look like something I drew with my left hand.”

44.) “If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.”

45.) “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”

46.) “Everyone has that one friend that can turn any conversation into something dirty.”

47.) “Admit it, my friend’s life would be boring without me.”

48.) “I wish my friend’s house connected to mine by secret tunnels.”

49.) “Ever look at your best friend and thought “why aren’t we comedians.”

50.) “Best friends logic, I insult you because I love you.”

Short funny friendship quotes

51.) “Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.”

52.) “Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”

53.) “Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.”

54.) “A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.”

55.) “We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.”

56.) “Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.”

57.) “I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.”

58.) “Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.”

60.) “You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

61.) “Bonds and vibes matters more than pictures.”

62.) “Some idiots are there in my life, they are called friends.”

63.) “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”

64.) “Here’s to the months that turned into years with the friends that turned into family.”

65.) “No friendship is an accident.”

What is good friendship quote?

All the above quotes are the best and funny quotes to share with your friends. You can copy and share any of our quotes with your friend and make them feel happy or make them fun at the same time.

What should I caption a post with friends?

Well, It totally depends on the picture and the situation but you know what? only one type of caption that suits all the situations, and which is the funny caption. You can copy our above quotes and captions and share them with a picture by posting on social media sites such as Facebook and Instagram!

What is friendship in a simple word?

A friend who is always there for you in any kind of situation, a friend who accepts you whether you are rich or poor is the real definition of friendship.

Final thoughts on funny friendship quotes

Friendship is the most important aspect of our life and gives us the funniest and happy moments in life. Funny quotes on friendship are the appropriate way to add spice to life and experience a better level of love and fun in your friendship. 

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