Love is something we all need, apart from all the happiness and luxuries in life love is one thing we always crave for. Love is not only about cute romantic talks and meetings but also some fun and entertaining moments. Funny love quotes can keep the spark on and make things easier to flow down.
When there is fun in something along with sweetness and care it can never be boring. Funny quotes about love can keep you going even in hard times. It can help you avoid stressful situations and your daily life fights.
Given below are some sweet and salty funny quotes on love to make your relationship interesting.
Funny love quotes
1.) “I just want you to be happy. And naked.”
2.) “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.”
3.) “I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot.”
4.) “Is your name WIFI because I’m feeling the connection.”
5.) “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”
6.) “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
7.) “Boyfriends are the best people to share your secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.”
8.) “All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.”
9.) “Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.”
10.) “One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine.”
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11.) “I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”
12.) “Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back.”
13.) “Admit it. Life would be so boring without me.”
14.) “I love when you text me first, cause then I know you’re thinking about me.”
15.) “I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.”
16.) “You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.”
17.) “It’s okay you don’t like me. Not everyone has perfect taste.”
18.) “Thank you, my love, for always making me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.”
19.) “Good night and if you dream of me remember I like it rough.”
20.) “You are the best thing I never planned.”
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21.) “I love you even though you fart when we’re in bed together. It’s like your ass is blowing kisses.”
22.) “My wife says I only have two faults. I don’t listen and something else.”
23.) “I love you more than coffee but please don’t make me prove it.”
24.) “Hey miss, don’t make space between us. Make space between “misunderstand” and understand me properly.”
25.) “Love starts with soft drinks and ends with hard drinks.”
26.) “Men, if you can’t control your woman then you’ve found the right one.”
27.) “Dear boring boyfriend, I would rather prefer to die at your feet than laugh at your lame joke.”
28.) “Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living.”
29.) “You’re all the thoughts in my head, and all the love in my heart.”
30.) “That perfect couple? yeah, they fart and fight too.”
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31.) “My husband would take a bullet for me. But he criticizes the way I drove him to the hospital afterward.”
32.) “Find something that makes you happy and don’t let anyone take it away from you.”
33.) “Marry someone who gives you the same feeling when you see your food coming to your table at a restaurant.”
34.) “The human brain is awesome it functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.”
35.) “You have lips and I have lips. Interesting.”
36.) “Love is not a competition. But we’re winning.”
37.) “You are a reader living in a crazy fantasy world with unrealistic expectations. And I love it when you read me.”
38.) “Half of all marriages end because one person walks too fast.”
39.) “If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.”
40.) “Marriage is simple: Your wife does whatever she wants and you do whatever she wants.”
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41.) “Women are made to be loved, not understood.”
42.) “I’ll make you fall in love with me.” First of all, I can’t even fall asleep.”
43.) “After breakup, I googled, “how to forget someone?”. My best friend googled, “how to kill best friends ex?”
44.) “I wanted to steal a kiss but you were smarter and stole my heart.”
45.) “Boys are automatically so much more attractive when they’re funny.”
46.) “Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you’re cleaning.”
47.) “Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.”
48.) “I talk about wanting a boyfriend, but I don’t even know what I’d do with one. Just kiss him and leave him in the corner? How often does it eat?
49.) “My goal is for my kids to be like “wow, dad really loves mom.”
50.) “Do I believe in love at first sight? Absolutely I fall in love with every dog I see.”
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51.) “I thought I was normal until I met you. Then I realized we’re both pretty weird and I like that about us.”
52.) “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
53.) “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
54.) “A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.”
55.) “He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.”
56.) “If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.”
57.) “Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.”
58.) “Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
59.) “Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.”
60.) “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
61.) “I like it when you smile. But I love it when I’m the reason.”
62.) “I have late night conversations with the moon; he tells me about the sun and I tell him about you.”
63.) “I love you with all my butt, I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger.”
64.) “Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.”
65.) “I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.”
Final thoughts on funny love quotes
Love needs all sorts of aspects either its care, trust, faith, sad moments, or fun. All of these aspects play an important role in your love life. Fun and entertainment is one factor that keeps on saving and enhancing your love life. Funny love quotes can help you take your relationship to another level and can make it stronger.
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