Top 60 Sassy quotes

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As a young girl, I was always drawn to sassy quotes. They were like little life rafts that I could cling to when things got tough. They made me feel empowered and strong, like I could take on the world.

And now, as an adult, I still find myself turning to sassy quotes for comfort and guidance. Because sometimes we all need a little bit of spunk in our lives. A reminder that we are capable of anything we set our minds to.

So if you’re feeling down, or lost, or just plain tired, here are some sassy quotes to help get you through the day.

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1.) “You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.”

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2.) “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

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3.) “Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.”

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4.) “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

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5.) “Act like a lady, think like a boss.”

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6.) “Stay out of my way. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.”

7.) “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

8.) “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”

9.) “You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.”

10.) “I do a thing called what I want.”

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11.) “If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.”

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12.) “I’d rather die my way than live yours.”

13.) “That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you just cant’ do it.”

14.) “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

15.) “Short and sassy, cute and classy.”

16.) “For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.”

17.) “Know your worth, then add tax.”

18.) “If you were in my shoes, you’d fall on the first step.”

19.) “Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.”

20.) “It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine.”

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21.) “Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”

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22.) “If opportunity doesn’t knock, get a door.”

23.) “It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

24.) “Cinderella by day, SIN-derella by night.”

25.) “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.”

26.) “No I checked my receipt, I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.”

27.) “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”

28.) “Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”

29.) “It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose.”

30.) “If you’re trying to bring me down, you’re already below me.”

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31.) “My hair is the crown I never take off.”

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32.) “Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”

33.) “I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.”

34.) “Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I’ll be happy being incredible.”

35.) “I used to just Crastinate. But I got so good I went Pro.”

36.) “If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.”

37.) “I know I’m a handful, that’s why you have two hands.”

38.) “It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.”

39.) “Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs.”

40.) “The most courageous act is still to think for you. Aloud.”

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41.) “There is no competition but nobody can be me.”

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42.) “If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.”

43.) “A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.”

44.) “Sorry I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”

45.) ” I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.”

46.) “If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?”

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47.) “A little sass a day drives the basics away.”

48.) “I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.”

49.) “Hotter than the bottom of your laptop.”

50.) “Big sunglasses hide all sins.”

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51.) “If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.”

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52.) “Am I perfect? Definitely not! But at least I’m not you.”

53.) “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.”

54.) “I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.”

55.) “Judge me when you become perfect.”

56.) “They told me I couldn’t. That’s why I did.”

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57.) “Comfortably unobtainable. Even to me.”

58.) “Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.”

59.) “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”

60.) “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

Final thoughts

Conclusion paragraph: So, the next time you find yourself feeling a little sassy, go ahead and pull one of these quotes out to empower you. And if someone gives you a hard time, send them one of these comebacks (or better yet, say them out loud). There’s nothing like a good zinger to make you feel in control and ready to take on the world. Which quote is your favorite?


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